GHOST SNIPERS!/Event Scenes

01

Translator: takanoko
	Ghost Snipers?
	I’ve heard of that title. It was a popular movie back when we were in elementary school. Our parents will be happy to hear we’ll be in the remake movie.... uh, Yusuke?
	Gyaa~! ...The ghosts in these reference materials, they’re so realistic… ugh, they’re way too realistic… Coach, I’m a coward. This kind of realistic stuff, I can’t do it, absolutely not~! ...It was a direct offer from the movie’s director? They were searching for twin idols that can handle action...
	We can’t really refuse under those circumstances. Also, look, there’s extra information in the materials. The work itself is a horror with a comedic touch. The ghosts will be CG, it says. You won’t see anything during filming, and both me and S.E.M will be there too. It’ll be fine!
	A-Are you sure...? But... ugh...

02

	The horror movie party was so fun! That was exciting☆
	It seemed like Maita-kun had the most fun… It turned out to be a helpful reference.
	I was able to make it through totally fine. Ah~ that was scary...
	Yamashita-kun, you also looked as if you were having fun though?
	I’m a scaredy-cat, but I’m the type that likes horror… hehe. Speaking of scaredy-cats, it was unusual to see Yusuke so worked up.
	True. He was even startled by the sound of Maita-kun opening a bag of snacks.
	Mister Kyosuke did say that Mister Yusuke is no good with scary things. Even though it was for research, maybe we went overboard...
	I see… We ought to help out so Yusuke-kun and Kyosuke-kun can be at ease during filming.

03

	Yusuke, I got the script from Coach.
	Our roles are twin team members. I’m a ghastly type of guy, and Kyosuke is an outgoing type...
	An outgoing type, so it’ll be fine if I just copy the usual Yusuke, right?... just kidding♪ There’s twins in the remake this time, so there’ll be a lot of new dialogue. It seems like they ramped up the actions scenes too, so it’s something that only we can do. We’ll have to do our best. Right, Yusuke!
	I’ll do my best, but… It’s easy to attract ghosts to horror sets, you know… I saw on the internet that those kind of hauntings happen a lot. I… ugh...
	D...Don’t say that kind of thing. You’ll make me worried too. A-Anyway… me and everyone else will be there too. Keep your head up!

04

	Hey, Misters. I have a question, will you answer it?
	Alright. This old man doesn’t know much besides chemistry or horses though.
	It’s not chemistry, but it should be no problem! I bought this book, you see♪
	Hm… it seems this is a book concerning exorcisms and talismans.
	Yes! Since there’s a lot of difficult kanji, I wanted the Misters’ help. I heard Mister Yusuke is worried that ghosts might come during the filming. When I saw it, I thought it could be helpful. We could use it as research for our acting too!
	Haha… buying a book you can’t read for that kind of reason is a very Rui thing to do.
	His intentions are in the right place though. We’ll gladly help. Maita-kun’s role is an ace ghost exterminator, and Yamashita-kun is a genius scientist in charge of analysis and detection.
	Hazama-san is playing an eccentric engineer that develops gadgets for ghost hunting… This brings me back. I went to see that movie before college entrance exams...
	Really? So that means you were a high school student? I was in elementary school around that time☆
	I was a college student. You can certainly feel the age difference with this school year grouping.
	I’m only a year off from you though. Someday I’d like to hear stories from you two’s school days.

05

	Coach. Is it true the teachers are studying up on charms for their roles, and for us? ...So that ghosts don’t come to the filming… I see. They’re thinking seriously about us… I’m relieved.
	We can depend on the teachers during filming. Why don’t we come up with a plan too?
	A plan?
	That’s right. You’re scared of something unexpected suddenly happening, right? So, if you know where the ghosts will come from, you won’t be scared. Let’s read and reread the script as many times as possible until we remember the flow of direction like the back of our hand. It’ll be preparation for our roles, and help keep the fear at bay. It’s killing two birds with one stone, don’t you think?
	I see… nice, Kyosuke! Let’s go ahead and read the script♪

06

	Ta-daー! The Ghost Snipers have arrived! We’ll catch any ghost☆ You’ll get exterminated♪
	I got approval from the movie’s director. Let’s apply the charms at once.
	Ah… that director did say something. They want us to make use of that exorcism knowledge to ad lib during filming it seems. What do you think?
	Of course! If it ups the quality of the movie, then gladly☆
	Let’s review the script then.
	…Ooh, I got a good feeling with that.
	Ghost extermination from any time and place, Eastern and Western… I’m looking forward to the finished product now.
	Yeah! To make this a great movie, let’s have fun! Pump it up☆

07

	The next site is Akihabara… It sounds like there’s been a lot of sightings here lately.
(voice)	There’s multiple ghost reactions… The data is insufficient. Don’t exterminate yet.
	Yeah, yeah, I got it. That’s all from Tokito-san, so… Since everyone has evacuated, it’s gotten quiet. There’s not a soul out here.
	...What is it, brother? You don’t need to tap my shoulder, I…? (...Taishi is walking in front of me… That means the one tapping my shoulder is…!) There you are, ghost… I’ll show you… a hell beyond hell… fufufufufu
	Ah man, looks like Soushi’s switch got flipped... sorry, Tokito-san☆
	...haha. The director praised us for having perfect timing.
	Hehe, we were totally into it. Let’s keep this up!

08

	Akihabara is confirmed cleared. We were unable to acquire data however...
	My vacuum beam’s not been too effective either… Look out! Get down, Waku!
	...kukuku. Foolish people make for a fine vessel. I quite like this...
	Waku’s gotten possessed by a ghost. Data is still insufficient… What should we do, Ooba?
	In times like this, we do what we came here for… We’ll counter with an ancient repulsion method! Purification! ... eeei! Chaotic•Demon•Dispersion!
	Wh-!? ...g, ghuaaagh… You saved me… thank you, Ooba-san.
	Upgrading the gadgets is a must. We have to hurry and pinpoint the origin of the disturbances…
	...Hazama-san, you’re really covered in salt… We really overdid it, didn’t we?
	No, we have to be able to do this much due to the nature of the movie.
	Yes! It became such a funny scene, even the director is happy☆

09

	The upgraded gadgets feel great, but… Since the door to the spirit world opened up, Akihabara is swarming with ghosts again.
	Fufu… it’s gotten even more fun. You should delighted, brother… We’ll defeat all of them… every last one of them until there’s zerooo…!
	That’s right. First up is the boss, that giant ghost! ...Hey, Ooba. I can hear you loud and clear. Our preparations here are OK. How’s it looking over there?
	Perfect. Tokito and Waku have activated the device to close up the door!
	Roger! Now then… why don’t we go and save the world now ♪
	It’s actually pretty fun defeating ghosts. It’s like a game! I have to properly thank everyone for thinking of all kinds of things for my sake…
	Let’s do that after everything is over. There’s still filming left to be done, after all.
	Yeah! Let’s keep running through like this until the end, brother!

10

	The door to the spirit world closed without a problem… Case closed, huh…!
	Hm. We lost a valuable sample. It’s truly a shame.
	Now that the disturbances have calmed down, we’re not gonna be seeing much business.
	...No, I don’t think so. Please, look at the radar.
	Canada, France, Luxembourg, Australia… That’s crazy, it’s all over the world!
	Forcing the door to the spirit world closed resulted in smaller holes opening in various other places, huh...
	Haha, that’s just fine. We’re back in business! Wherever you are, don’t hesitate to call us! The world awaits! Ghost Snipers!
	The filming ended without a hitch! ...thanks. Good work☆
	...Hey, Rui. Who are you talking to?
	Well, the staff member… huh, there’s nobody here?
	M, Maita-kun...
	Hiiiー...Purification! Total demon dispersion~!