Green Parade/Event Scenes

01

Translator: madoka_asuran • Transcript: wikiwiki.jp
	Now guys, are you ready? Let's help out those busy pop-up stores.
	OK! Not only will people come to our live, we want to make everyone here happy, anyway ♪
	Satan eke recites thither shalt beest a suitable sacrifice for the dark ceremony…
	Surely Producer-san would be happy if it could help advertise our performance.
	I can smell cake somewhere... I've got no choice but to help out!
	Right, it's great for everyone to have a postivie attitude for now.
	I shalt headeth for the table of repentance right hence! Wait for 't! Ahahaha!
	Wouldn't the children be afraid of him? There's so many of them today.
	That's the kind of thing we can help each other out with. Righto, then, let's go!

02

	Ahahaha! Saki, Soichiro! The voice of darkness is informing us, yond our fate exists hither!
	I'm glad to hear that! I was thinking of helping out this store's hall too! Let's warm it up together, Asselin ♪
	We shalt dominate the denizens of light with our hands…...by the temptation of the sweet foods! To summon the soul of mourning wearing the clothing of darkness, I shalt maketh a barrier!!
	Yeah, Asselin's hamburger steak is super delish ♪ Everyone'll be happy!
	Fuhaha... The gate continuing to demise is anon ope, and wilt connect to the road to the Cocytus...we shalt wend Saki!
	OK! Let's papi go~!
	......You understand Asselin-san's words very well.
	Erm, I actually don't really get it ☆ But it's OK 'cause it's interesting!
	Oh, so you don't understand. Well, he's interesting for sure.

03

	What's wrong, Asselin? You’re flustered. Are you not feeling well...?
	T-The denizens of light art... throwing the word of curses to I, the kin of darkness......
	Ehh, what happened!? Did they say something rude to you!?
	They did state me with yond abominable word 'genius', and they coequal handshaked me...
	Ooh! So you just ran away 'cause you were embarrassed? Asselin, you're actually surprisingly shy~
	Wh...!? I'm—, nay, I am the mission of the deep darkness, servant of Satan! *
	Well, you can't really help it if you end up yelling "GENIUS!" while eating Asselin's food~
	C-Coequal thee, Saki! Is’t still the fate of kin of darkness to beest did oppress!!
	Ah, Asselin...!? He ran away...

* Here, Asselin refers to himself using the pronoun 僕 at first (implying that he has switched into his 'true' casual way of speaking), then flips back to speaking in a grandiose manner.

04

	Ehh! Your face is sooo blue now, Asselin! Did something happen again?
	Satan... I lost Satan...
	Mmm~? He looks like he's on your shoulder, though...
	What should I do now... that's it, I can go back to the countrysi—...
	Hey, Asselin... what's wrong with you? You're like, shaking...
	Ah... Satan... Ah...
	AHH—! Asselin fainted—!!!

05

	HA! What was I doing...?
	ASSELIN!! I'm so glad~~!!
	I'm glad too. You seemed to be having a nightmare and kept repeating the word "Satan", so I was wondering what I could do.
	......Yond's 't, Satan! ......I am fain he is hither...
	You probably worked too hard in this lovely, shiny weather~ The person from the store said that you were doing your best in that hot kitchen.
	F-Fuahahaha! With the power of the dark demon yond extent is a piece of cake!
	But it's no good if you work too hard and faint! Everyone was sooo worried about you.
	Mm... the noble kin of darkness shouldst not owe the denizens of light!! By mine secret art I wilt maketh the hot hell appeareth in the big pot! Thee shalt sip the black food!
	Ah, I kind of understand that one. The black food is likely beef stew.

06

	OMG! This store is so pipu-cute!! I want to bring these park decorations back home, too—!
	Saki, I wast wondering but what is pipu? Is't a new class in the demons?
	Eh? Asselin, what are you talking about? Pipu means something like pipu~☆
	Personally, I can't understand what the two of you are saying sometimes.
	How couldst thee sayeth yond Soichiro! Though I concur yond Saki doest manipulate mysterious words...
	Hey—! You use weird words too, Asselin! I'm puku-angry!
	What is puku-angry!? Is't a new did summoned beast?! What kind of sorcery is't!?
	That might be cute, actually...!? Like, pukupuku~
	......Let me try and use it. It's about time to go back out to help, and if you don't, I'll be 'puku-angry'.
	S...Sorry......

07

	That's Mizushima-san for you. You've got a good reputation from customers of all ages.
	Ehehe~ All fo the customers in this event are sooo kind!
	Though in the crowded stores, problems are bound to happen. Please be careful.
	Ro~ger that☆ In that case, I'll papipue call Asselin, so it'll be fine!
	Who is't!! Hath just did summon me, anon! Fuahahaha!
	I agree, he's a good bodyguard. However, you left your dish behind.
	NUOH!? Condition of fire is the essence! What is the matter with me!!

08

	Hmm... what should I do...
	What's wrong, Mizushima-san? In customer service, the smile is above all.
	A while back, the customers have me lots of letters and flowers... I'm really happy, but it's going to get in the way of the store... I don't know what to do...
	I see... certainly, it shouldn't become a trouble to the other customers.
	But you know... I can't like, refuse them... since they gave them to me...
	Why don't you properly accept their feelings alone, and then return them in your own way?
	In my own...
	Yes. It'll be time for the live soon.

09

	Saki, those who is't name thy fan art rushing to the back door!
	Oh my! I'll go and have a proper talk with them!
	......Are you peeping?
	Wah!? Soichiro! How couldst thee cometh from behind mine back, yond's cowardice!
	So, how is Mizushima-san doing?
	Ahahaha! Nay a problem! If't be true the time cometh I wilt useth the power of barrier did form by mine powerful witchcraft......
	Oh, what are you guys doing here?
	Asselin-san said that he was worried about you, so...
	Hah!?
	Eheheh, thanks to both of you, I could talk to them properly ☆ So it's alright ♪ All of them said that they're coming to our live! Let's make it succeed for sure ☆

10

	Wah~! A nice scent.... shortcake, mont blanc... and summer fruit tarts...!
	No, Roll! We came here to help out today! Eating comes later!
	I know... but the cakes illuminated by the sunlight are too beautiful...!
	If you have that kind of love, the customers will quickly understand just how delicious they are.
	Yes! I want everybody to know the true goodness of cake! ...Ah! This mont blanc's marron glacé is big and nice, this millefeuille is...
	Ah~, his head's filled with cake already— Even before this, he was reading magazines about cakes during the lessons and got told off by the teach.
	Hahaha, I would praise that as a cafe owner though.

11

	Welcome—! That's two customers. Please come here—!
	Yohoo—! I came over 'cause I had a break!
	Welcome, Saki-chan! Do you want to have cake? They're so tasty here!
	If you say it, then it must be! Well then, I should buy one for Asselin too...
	Thanks! Ah, then you're a customer... ahem, welcome, dear customer. Which cake would you like? For a charming person like you, peach tart is reccommended.
	Customer service with a smile like that is so sneaky~ Roll, you're naturally prince-like for reals ♪

12

	What should I do... I need to try my best, even if I'm alone...
	Huh? What about the others? Why are you alone, Roll?
	Everyone was affected by the summer heat and started tottering, so I asked them to rest behind...
	I see... all of them were in prep since the morning too...
	Yeah... so for now, I have to protect this store. I don't want to waste the cakes they prepared with utmost effort and the customer's smile!
	That's my bestie! I'll help and call Kamiya from next door too!

13

	Phew~ At last we can rest.
	Must be tired, Makio. You were working really hard. The clerks were so grateful.
	That's because you two were here to help. I'm so glad, though...
	Ah, Roll!! Kamiya!! Great job. Phew, nonetheless, my eyes feel a little dizzy~...
	Thanks a lot to Saki-chan, too. We managed it somehow.
	However, your brilliant customer service was quite good.
	Totes agreed! The girlies were enchanted by your smile~
	No way... but I love everyone who eats cake deliciously.
	Wah! Roll, you're actually a natural prince. You know that'll get you hurt one day~
	Ehhh, what do you mean? When you say it like that, it sounds scary~

14

	Yes, there's no problem with the baking. The delicate pastel colors are appearing well.
	Yohoo, Soichiro, I'm here to help! Ah, those macarons are cute ☆
	Hi there, are you doing okay? Here's your package: some cold coffee.
	Package? Are you doing a delivery?
	Yeah, I heard that the coffe shop I'm helping out with and this store are doing business together. We can order sweets, tea, and coffee from each other's stores, and I'm the delivery man.
	That's a good business setup. Unlike a certain cafe owner.
	Hahaha, don't say that. I'm thinking about it a lot too, see?
	What are you saying when you can't even account your sales well.
	Fufu, you guys are always in a good relationship in the end, anyway ♪

15

	...Hey, Shinonome. There's something I'd like to ask about these products, just for a moment.
	I can kind of imagine. It's about which products match with coffee, right?
	Right. The coffee in the cafe that's working with this pace has a unique, strong bitter taste. It'd be even better if this store had sweets that complemented that coffee.
	It's someone else's store, but it seems to be worth consulting.
	That'd help. I think there's something else we can do beyond this.
	To make people happy, right? Understood.

16

	Hey, Kamiya~, where's Soichiro?
	Hm? He's consulting with the store staff in the back.
	Hmm, I see... Hey, what kind of relationshup do you two have together? It's like you can understand each other without speaking. I thought it was great.
	Umm, it's because we've known each other since high school. He'd always tell me his real intention before. So, I naturally contacted him with my true self... which makes us understand each other well.
	I see. That's so lovely! I want to be like that with Roll~

17

	I told them your advice, Kamiya. They said they'll have a think about it.
	Good to know. It may be meddling... but I wanted to help them, even just for a bit.
	By the way, I was wondering this all along, but how could someone with such a terrible sense of direction like you... ...able to be a delivery man? You can't even read a map.
	It's just going between these stores, anyway. Well... I did get lost serveral times until I remembered the route.
	It's basically one path...
	Ah, you were here! Kamiya—! The person from the coffee shop was looking for you—!
	Oops. Guess I stayed here too long. Well then, see you again.
	Wait, Kamiya, that's the wrong way! The shop is this way!

18

	Yep, the coffee and tea here are wonderful. There's many things I can learn.
	Excuse me. This time I'm the delivery man.
	Oh, thanks, Shinonome. It must've been very dreadful in this hot weather.
	You're welcome... This store seems to be a cafe.
	Yeah, the tea and coffee here are superb. Especially this tea and the tea leaves are...
	Okay, okay. If you rhapsodize about it too much, the weather is going to be even more sultry. Oh... it seems like a sultrier person arrived.
	Kamiya! Soichiro! I did doth cometh hither to taketh the jet-black gouts of sorrow too! The gouts of sorrow like a confession of ice mure!
	Of course. Could you try the snacks as well? I want your impressions of them.
	Thee desiring mine soul of language is a valorous courage! Soichiro, we shalt englut the luncheon together!
	Ehh! We have to go back to work... hah...

19

	Honestly, I had a hard time. Even though I said it's a job, Asselin-san was...
	Hahaha... never thought the 'barrier' works outdoors too... I wonder if Asselin is okay.
	It's fine. The other clerks will find him. Well then, I'm going back to work. Good job.
	Ah, good job, and thanks... I should probably go and check how Asselin is doing.

20

	The tent with the barrier stuck on it... is this one. Hey Asselin, are you there?
	This voice is Kamiya! Yond's mine did contract partner. I did felt lonel... nay, well did doth cometh!
	Hahaha, got done by Shinonome. Here, let's get back to work.
	Kukuku... did shalt we giveth fear and insanity to the sheeps soaked in peace... However, Kamiya... theee doth not fear a kin of darkness like me...
	That's... that's because you're our friend. You wouldn't be afraid of a friend, right?
	R-Really...!! Then I shalt giveth thee the name of ranking charge 42, dark duke Vepar!
	I see, thanks. But that sense of naming is a bit...
	Kamiya... 't wast not me yond did doth bethink up of the name...

21

	Alright, the number of customers seems to have calmed down. Let's prepare for the live.
	Oh, you've finished your work. I'm done with mine too, so I just came over.
	Okay, I'll leave once I've told the clerks. Since the main event is waiting for us now.
	It was a good promo; seems everyone is coming to our live.
	Right, we got many people to remember us. Next we'll be on stage as the main act— singers—, not just as helpers.
	Everyone's personalities are too strong just to be singers, though.
	Oh, don't say that. Then I might become Vepar instead of a singer.
	What do you mean by that, something-par.
	It's a secret to you as well, Shinonome. That's right, you should go and get a name as well.
	...No thanks. I have a bad feeling about this.

22

	Kya~! This costume is sooo pretty! Look at this headband! It has a bright red berry on it!
	Yeah, it fits you completely, Saki-chan. Having matching costumes is delightful!
	I finally hath't fallen feathers! Ahahaha!
	Seems like Satan-san is wearing the costume as well. The details look good.
	Guys, I get how excited you are about our new costumes, but... take a look at the audience seats.
	Wah! It's full of people! Ah! They're from the store I helped!
	Wow... so many people came for us... I'm getting nervous...
	F-Fuahaha, this shiver is did caused by the joy 'gainst invitation to hell...!
	Getting nervous is the proof that you want to give this your all. That's fine.
	Like it or not, we're about to begin. Let's do this.
	Yeah... let's make everyone in this venue happy.

23

	Thanks for coming today, everyone! Although I'm nervous doing MC for the first time... please let us introduce ourselves!
	Hello. I'm Yukihiro Kamiya, the leader. Please fully enjoy today's live.
	I'm Soichiro Shinonome. I'll decorate this stage to everyone's liking.
	Yohoo ☆ How are you guys!? I'm Saki! I'll perform with 1000% smiles ☆
	Mine name is Asselin Beelzebub the second! I shalt invite everything to mine deepest darkness feast!
	And then me, the cake lover Makio Uzuki! Everyone is a bit unique, but we'll bring plenty of happiness to everyone! Please enjoy it 'til the end!

24

	(I-I wonder why... everyone is smiling... but something's missing...) (Soichiro... even Roll looks anxious... okay, let me give it a try!) Guys! You're not energetic enough! Now, to the beat of my clapping!
	(Saki-chan... amazing! Okay, let me make the audience even more pumped!)
	That's it, guys! Then, let's mimic the movement of Soichiro's arms ☆ Oh, by the way, it might look like his eyes are closed, but he can see all of you ☆
	...I see how it is. I can see 'til the back too! Please follow me firmly!

25

	Phew... thanks to Saki-chan, the venue has become one!
	That's Saki for you. The venue suddenly became energetic... by the way, Asselin, what's the matter?
	Fearful enthusiasm of denizens of light! Mine chant wast about to vanish out...
	Truly... but it's okay. We're all with you. Look at your shoulder. Satan is as it usually is as well.
	Satan... if't be true Satan is hither, thither is nothing for me to beest did scare of... I see...
	Satan's our friend too! Let's work hard together on the next song as well!
	......Fuahahaha! Yond's a foolish question! Did let's giveth all the things a dream of Hades with Satan's most wondrous power!

26

	(Shinonome... I want to do something... please notice...)
	(Oh? Kamiya's gazing this way... Asselin-san? I see, I kind of understand that.)
	(He nodded... Alright, I'll trust you, Shinonome! An adlib featuring Asselin!) Guys, let me introduce another friend of ours... Satan!
	(That's right, centering in on Asselin-san here... Kamiya and I surrounding him...)
	(And here we turn!!!)
	(We did it!)
	......Fuahahahaha!! To all! Dedicate every praise and caterwauling to this Satan!!
	(He's easy to handle...)

27

	Good job. The live was also a great success.
	Great job! I mean, you guys were both so cunning doing such a cool adlib!
	It's true! I was surprised 'cause both of you suddenly went out to the front!
	Hahaha, sorry. I was able to do it because I thought everyone would follow me.
	I did endure 'gainst the sudden matchless people's pressure too!
	Nice adlib to you too, Asselin. We succeded because all of us worked hard.
	Agreed. It looks like it's going to be a pleasant wrap-up party for everyone. However, before that... Mizushima-san, all your talk about my eyes... was upsetting...
	Goshhh! It's 'cause⁠—! I wanted to make everyone laugh⁠—!
	Calm down, Soichiro-san! Please hold back your black aura...!
	Aah... Soichiro's aura of darkness oft crosses ov'r me...
	So you're scared, Asselin...