Office One-Shots/2015/November

Translator: kizakis

Day 1 - The Phantom A-8

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	Hey Kyosuke, check out this article. It says something interesting.
	Let me see… Wow, there are 3 people in the world who look just like you, huh…
	For twins, do you think you’d be one of my lookalikes, Kyosuke?
	Hm, I wonder…in that case, it’ll be a contradiction when there are 5 or more kids… I think after all we each have our own 3, don’t you think?
	My 3 lookalikes, and your 3 lookalikes. Since we all look alike, us 2 and those 6, we’ll make an 8 person unit.
	Ahaha, that sounds interesting~! Telling everyone apart seems difficult, though.
	Definitely. Well, I don’t have any intentions to get together with anyone besides you, so there’s no need to worry.
	Haha, same here. So, sorry, doppelgängers!

Day 2 - The State of Idol Disguises

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	Phew… Hm? No one is here yet, huh? Am I a little early…?
	Goooood morning, Touma!
	Woah!? Shouta, when did you get here…!?
	I saw you on the other side of the book shop, so I secretly followed you.
	Seriously…? I never noticed…your disguise is really conspicuous.
	Hey, you two. You’re early today.
	Ah, hey, Hokuto, you don’t wear a disguise while walking around outside?
	A disguise? Mm, I don’t really worry about it, I guess. I at least wear sunglasses, though. It’d be unfortunate if my angels didn’t recognize me when we passed each other on the street.
	Oh~…just what I’d expect from you…! I couldn’t do that.

Day 3 - The Coin Toss of Fate

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	Ooh…it’s cold~… It’s started to feel like winter lately, hasn’t it? Times like these make you want to eat a hot meat bun or something, don’t they~?
	A meat bun sounds good! And so does some piping hot oden!
	Talking about food makes me kinda hungry… How about we go to the convenience store? But it’s so cold outside~ You go, Kyosuke. I’m counting on you.
	Whaat, why do I have to do it? You’re the one who brought it up, so you should go.
	Alright, then we’ll decide with this 500 yen coin. If it’s heads it’s me, tails it’s you And it is—! …Ah…crap! Waah…! It rolled under the bookshelf…! Aah…my 500 yen…!!
	Sigh…can’t be helped, then… If it’s just meat buns I’ll treat you, so let’s go.

Day 4 - The Big Appetite Boy

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	Mm~ Fis shoholate ish hood~ Wha’s fis one life?
	Hey, Shouta, are you going to eat all of the snacks you just got?
	Even though there was quite a lot, already half is gone…
	Nexsh I’ll have fis coohie… Guh!? Mm…H-Houma… W-water…
	Sigh…this is because you were such a pig. Here, some water.
	Gulp…gulp…pwah…! I thought I was gonna die… Fank you, Houma! Oh, fis coofie is hood~!
	Won’t you ever learn…!? Wait, the snacks are already gone…!
	Haah~ I’m done eating. Well, I think I’ll take an afternoon nap. Goodnight~

Day 5 - The Beginning is Crucial

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	Hah~…so tired~…today was really hard…
	That’s strange of you, Yusuke; you’re out of stamina? You’re always overflowing with energy.
	Yeah, I wonder why…maybe it’s because I stayed up late last night…
	Yeah, you were gaming so long you fell asleep on the couch… You think you got a cold? Let me feel your forehead.
	Mm, I don’t think I’m that weak, but how is it?
	…You feel a little warm. How you deal with the onset of a cold is crucial, right? Michio and the others said that the other day.
	I see, then today I’ll warm up and go to bed early!
	Go do so, ah, and no games!

Day 6 - That's Jupiter!

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	Touma, stop starting fights with people from other companies whenever you go to job sites~…
	Stuff it, I won’t let that noisy bunch get away with doing shoddy work!
	Producer is annoyed…well, it’s not like I don’t understand your feelings, though.
	In order to reach the top, you always go at it with all you got. That’s how we, how Jupiter does it! Right?
	I like to be a bit more carefree, though. But, I don’t intend on cutting any corners at work. I hate losing.
	So long as you’re doing it, do it perfectly; that I agree with. But hold back on the fighting.
	Hehe, so you all feel the same way too! Alright, let’s bring our A-game to our next job, too!

Day 7 - Something that Reminds Me of Winter

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	3... 2... 1... Light~! Hehe, I want to do the real thing already! Maybe I should practice once more?
	I get that you’re excited, but that ping pong ping pong is annoying… And anyway, where did you get that buzzer? Isn’t that something used in a quiz program?
	It was left over there. I don’t know whose it is, though. You give it a try too, Kyosuke. It’s really fun. Here, try it.
	Huh? OK then, just once…3…2…1…go. …Oh!? This really is amusing! Yah! Tah! Take that! Ahaha, this is nice!
	Hehe, after the lighting ceremony is the lit up night concert, huh? I’m excited~!
	Yeah, us and Sai, the 5 of us will show the best performance!

Day 8 - Perfectionism

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	Shouta, Hokuto, let’s review the mistakes in today’s lessons after this.
	OK! Though, I’m already almost perfect.
	The real live will be here before we know it, after all. The same goes for any work, but we ought to show our thanks to Producer, don’t you think?
	Yeah…we’ll definitely make this job a success, won’t we. On stage, as 315 Pro’s Jupiter, we’ll leave our mark!
	Ahaha! You’re really fired up, aren’t you!? You usually are, but this time especially!
	You can’t help it. There isn’t an idol who doesn’t get excited like this.
	That’s true. I’m looking forward to it. I wonder what kind of performance it’s gonna be? I’m excited!
	We’ll definitely make it the best performance ever. It’ll be a piece of cake!!