Office One-Shots/2016/September

Day 2 - Ouken's Chief / Cat Ear Genbu

Character	Commu
	Nyan nyaaan! Haha, what'd you think, Nyako? Did it suit me?
	Nya!
	Heheh, I see, I see... WAUGHHH!? Genbu, you were there the whole time...!!
	...Suzaku, where'd you hit your head and lose your mind?
	T-That ain't it! This is the "Burn Burn Item" thing I got from Rui-san... That's right! You should try it out too. Nyako'll be so happy! By doing this sort of thing, you can get closer to it! It's a chance to be friends with Nyako! Here, come on!
	Oi, stop it...! Tch... I get it, so I'll do it just once... Nya, nyan nyan...
	GRRRRR!!
	HUH!? Oi, Suzaku! What's this supposed to mean!?
	(Suzaku runs off)
	Shit... t-this is the worst...!

Day 4 - A Young Yankee Idol's Problem

Character	Commu
	Man, I'm beat... Talking with S.E.M's members makes me nervous.
	That right? I don't think they're particularily tough to talk to, though. They're good people.
	I know that for sure. Michio-san, Jiro-san, Rui-san too-- they're all super nice guys. It'd be the best if they were at Ouken~ But that's not what I'm talking about. My deal is that, well, I guess I've gotten used to certain habits through being a yankee for so many years. So basically, talking with those three... I don't wanna accidentially call them "teach"* or nothin'...
	I see. I understand that feeling. If you slack off just a bit it'll end up right on the tip of your tongue.
	Right? I'm so self aware of it now that I even call our school's teaches "teacher" without realizing it...
	Yeah, that's no good... Huh? Wait, isn't that a good thing?

* センコー is an insulting word for 'teacher' (as opposed to 先生).

** In the days following Day 2, Genbu uses にゃ in place of には. Considering that he says には 99% of the time, this might be the character quirk shown in Elegant Days with the Butlers where Genbu has trouble switching out of his acting role.

Day 6 - Our Strongest Plan

Character	Commu
	Hey, we've started having more joint work with other units lately, haven't we?
	That's right. There were all shapes and sizes* of different chemistry with each time we switched around.
	The survive event was fun~ I want to try training with Seiji-san and them again! What about you, Genbu? Is there anyone you wanna try working with?
	Hah, good question. When all's said and done, I've been longing to be in a glasses unit! This office is full of talented glasses wearers. Just thinking about it fires me up!
	Haha, that's good! Oh yeah, as for me, a hella active muscle group would be nice! I wanna go stupid go crazy with the other active guys, like from FRAME and THE Kogadou!
	How about we go tell this to Boss? By some chance, they might go through with our ideas.
	Alrighty, let's go make Producer-san listen to our burnin' souls!

* 千差万別: Infinite variety.

Day 8 - The Birth of a Yankee Police Officer!

Character	Commu
	Oh yeah! We got a new job, partner! And yanno what? It's a "Job★Challenge"!
	Right, the members of DRAMATIC STARS were a big help last time. It's all thanks to them reccomending us that we're back in it again.
	Next time we're with FRAME, huh. Looks like we're all working separately though. It's not like the band. Being in fronta the camera by myself makes me nervous...!
	Well, in general, it's a good op to get to know a career you don't have experience with. We'll learn somethin' from it.
	Yeah! Check it, I, Suzaku Akai, am gonna get through any work that comes my way! BURNIN'!!
	I don't mind you getting fired up, but a fireman's job is to stop burnin's.
	Hehe, that's right too. How should I say it, though... You bein' a yankee and a policeman is a riot too.
	For sure. Hah... I'm looking forward to seeing whatever work each of us face.