The Phantom Thieves Chat Noir ~The Tears of the Cursed Goddess~/Event Scenes

01

Translator: Kelly
	Everyone, listen up~! We got another job for a drama! After "Beast Chronicles," it's wonderful, amazing! A phantom thieves drama! We're casted in it with Beit!
	Oh, awesome~! Ain't it our turn to take over the world now!?
	We've been co-stars with the members in Beit before, right? Pierre-kun was the phantom thief...
	"The Five Investigators and the Green Phantom Thief," right? Of course Kanon remembers~!
	At that time, everyone except Pierre was actin' as the detectives. What'll it be this time?
	Kanon just wants the outfit to be cute~ That's all~
	You're goin' on about that stuff again?
	It's fine for me to do that~ It's the most importantest of important things for Kanon, you know ♪ When's the filming going to get started~? I wanna hurry up and do it~

02

	It's been a long time since we were casted in a drama. It kinda gets me fired up.
	Same. But... that's exactly why we're supposed to be playing around like this, huh?
	Play around, little bit wrong. Phantom thieves Mofumofuen took Kaerre! Detective squad Beit, look for Kaerre!
	Let's think of this as a way to build up our roles and challenge this with all we've got. First, we have to see if they left any traces.
	You say "traces," but I doubt they took it outside of the agency... It's pretty much like hide-and-seek.
	Well yeah, but for this, why not try looking for it like detectives and deducing the location?
	Yep! I, become fantastic detective! Will definitely save Kaerre! Detective squad Beit, yay, yay, whoo~!
	Whoo~! / Whoo.

03

	I, watched detective and spy movie for the drama! So I have way to look for it! In movie, spy was... on the reuf? Roof? Top! Mofumofuen, on the roof!
	No, I really don't think that's the case...
	Also, umm, uhh... Spy, disguise as detective! Maybe disguise as someone else?
	Don't think that's it either, chief. The guys in Mofumofuen are tiny.
	Whaaat. What are you even saying, Minori-san?
	Don't you think it suspicious that he's been denying Pierre's suggestions ever since they were mentioned?
	Ah... I see! Even in movie, spy said "You're not me," or something...!

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	What kinda nonsense is it that I'm disguising myself... Minori-san, please don't encourage him like this.
	If you truly claim to be who you are, then you'll have to present evidence that proves your identity. Right, famous detective Pierre?
	Yes! Will look at you through magnifying glass! Staaare~... Looks like Kyoji!
	Yeah, because it's me.
	Ask question time now! When is Kyoji's birthday?
	February 2nd.
	Ohh, so great! Kyoji is Kyoji! Real thing!
	Haha. I can't believe all I had to do was answer my own birthday. Easy win.
	Okay then, now that we've revealed that Kyoji is the real deal, let's look for our next clue.
	Yes! Wait for me, Kaerre. We, find you no matter what!

05

	Sorry for late! Asked around for witnesses! They said Mofumofuen, not on rooftop!
	I checked the lesson room too, but it doesn't look like they were hiding out in there.
	I don't have any clues either. That means the last room is... the president's office. I wonder if it'll be okay to just let ourselves in that room.
	Even if we're going to need permission, Producer's doing work outside. Let's catch the phantom thieves before they come back.
	Yep! Put powers together, catch phantom thieves! Kyoji, okay with it?
	Well, yeah... Regardless, they'll be in that room, so we won't be able to do anything if we don't go in. Let's just be careful we don't break anything in the room, okay?
	Yes, got it! So... let's go! Detective squad Beit, go~!

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	W-wait... This is the president's office. I don't know if it'll be okay for us to just enter so casually...
	Oh, don't get scared! They'd find us if we were anywhere but here, right?
	This room feels perfect for hide-and-seek~!
	Right? We'll be acting as phantom thieves this time, so we have to do special training to learn how to infiltrate!
	I'm acting as the mansion's young master, so I won't need to learn how to infiltrate places, you know...
	Shh! I heard Pierre-kun and the others' voices just now! Beit's coming closer!
	Wait, did they already find out we're in here...?
	Ufufu... Who knows~. Let's see what Beit's got as detectives♪

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	Found you! Kanon, Shiro, and Nao!
	"You did a good job finding out. I expected no less of a detective! However, we're taking Kaerre-kun with us~!"
	"Will you be able to capture us? This is our disturbance strategy! Let's go!"
	H-hey. Don't run around with that much force! It's dangerous doing that. Don't struggle around like that!
	Y-you two~. This is the president's office! Make sure not to break anything in the room...!
	"Ahaha ♪ If you catch us, we'll listen to what you have to tell us~!"
	You let down your guard. There.
	"Ah! Kaerre-kun was taken~! Y-You're pretty good, aren't you. Who in the world are you—!"
	"Fufufu..."

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	"Being a detective was but a temporary self that allowed me to sneak through the world... The true identity of the one who deceives the world's people..." "Phantom thief Shironeko arrives!" "I'll have you return Kaerre to me!"
	Ohh!? Wait, by Shironeko, you mean...!
	Minori-san... Isn't that the name of the character you're playing in this drama?
	He's like a rival to the group of phantom thieves that we're acting as!
	Yes, exactly. And with that said, Shironeko will be taking care of Kaerre.
	Minori, lend Kaerre to me. Fufufu... taken!
	No... you couldn't be!
	"I'm Chat Noir's Ocelot! I'll be taking care of Kaerre now, thank you very much! Kanon, Shiro, let's run away!"

09

	That was so fun~! Acting as phantom thieves!
	I couldn't believe that Minori and Pierre were phantom thieves that disguised themselves as detectives~.
	Hey, hey! Are we gonna do disguises in the drama too?
	Well... probably, I guess. We're gonna be phantom thieves, anyway.
	Will there be Western outfits as the detectives too? Like outfits for cake shop people, or flower shop people, or maybe... Fufu! I'm really looking forward to it ♪ Ah, I can't wait for the filming to start~♪

10

	My character is the butler of the Hitzgerald family, Albert. According to the documents, he's "skilled at all martial arts" apparently.
	My role also has "skill at all mar-shul arts" too. Meaning, what?
	Hmm... I guess you could call it being able to use all sorts of weapons and fighting techniques?
	Ohh, so cool! Kyoji, we have to do cool action!
	You're right. I did action in Cybernetics Wars too, but... I have to make the quality even better so that I can live up to the setting of being skilled at all martial arts. Pierre, am I right in remembering that you're good at judo and stuff? Could you help me out with training?
	Yep! Okay! Let's do training, all together!

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	Let's go~! ...There!
	Oh, what a lovely locking technique! So charming.
	Minori-san, this isn't the time to be taking an interest like th— OW OW OW OW... I-I give up!
	Wah, sorry! ...Hurt? You okay?
	Nah... I'm fine. After we've taken a little bit of a break, help me out again.
	Okay, got it! During Kyoji's break, I go check, Minori's form!
	Thank you. I think I've gotten it to look more accurate than it was before. How is it?
	Pierre, you sure are strong... so does that mean the SP with you are even stronger...?
	Kyoji, wanna fight them?
	No... I would not like to.

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	Pierre, let's take a little break too. I'll go get drinks.
	Okay, got it! Thanks, Minori!
	Good work. Thanks to you, I think I can do good action scenes. ...Hm? What're you doing, taking out the script and a dictionary?
	In script, lots of words I don't know. So I make it, I can read.
	...I see. I'll help you out.
	No, is okay. I do myself! Ah... Not because I hate Kyoji, or anything! Kyoji and Minori, Producer-san all nice. Always help me. But I'm sure, always like this, cannot keep doing it. I want to work hard, myself! Studying is fun. So I can do my best!

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	Wow. It's great that you're so passionate at studying.
	Minori, welcome back! Thank you for drink!
	Yep! I, still bad at Japanese. I can talk more Japanese than before, but... Lyric, script... reading letters is hard. Lots of things I don't know meaning! Not knowing meaning, bad. Cannot do good job. So I, need to study lots! I can do good job. Will do good job. And fans be happy. And Producer be happy. Everyone's happy feelings, make me be happy!
	I see... You're fighting in your own way, too.
	For your sake and for everyone else's too, let's make this one a success!

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	Okay~. We have to dash from one end of this park to the other end, round-trip.
	Sure! This is gonna be special training as phantom thieves. Let's run it the whole way through.
	Of course ♪ I'm not gonna hold back~!
	Okay then, let's get started. Get into positions... Ready, set... GO!
	Kuuuuh~...!! Haah, haah! H-how was my time!
	It's really darn slow, like super slow. Look at the stopwatch.
	What~. I thought I was doing pretty well, though~. Haah...
	Haah. Haah... I went with everything I could do too, but I guess I still have a long way to go...
	Kanon will work hard to act out the best phantom thief ever! Okay! One more time! Kanon, fight on~!

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	And your current dash time is... unfortunately... unable to become your personal best!
	Haaah... Haah... It didn't work~? *sniffle*... I worked so hard but couldn't get any faster~.
	Nao's a different case because he's the master of the mansion, but you'll be a failure of a phantom thief if you keep going like this, Kanon.
	Uuuh~. What should Kanon do?
	First up, your form is really bad. I'll show you an example, so try it out. Put your arms right here! Legs like this! You should be focused on looking at the goal!
	Like this? And being aware of my arms and legs... I'll try running!
	Nice job! You got this! Your time... Awesome! You set a new record!
	Ehehe! Yay~! Thank you, you two. Kanon will go one more time!

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	It's already this late? Let's go home now. I'm hungry, too.
	No way~! Kanon's still not done with special training!
	Huh? Didn't you do enough already? If you do any more, you'll just get tired.
	I say I don't wanna, so I don't wanna~! Fine, then! Kanon will keep doing special training on his own. You two can just go back. Hmph.
	I'm still not good enough...! Kanon won't be able to act out phantom thief Serval if he's this bad! I'll try jumping over that tire, like the scene we had in the script where we run away~. Keep going full speed like this, and... ready, set... JUMP!! ...Ah! Owie—!
	Are you okay, Kanon!?

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	Oh no, that was a really horrible fall... Are you okay, Kanon-kun?
	WAHHHHH~! It hurts and it's lame! I can't be the genius phantom thief Serval like this~! Kanon's actually really bad with sprinting and jumprope... If I keep failing like this when we're filming, I might lose the role I have to doooo~! Uuuh... *sniffle*... I don't like it if I can't do jobs with Nao-kun and Shiro-kun anymore~! I wanna film with you twoooo~!
	...Oh, fine, I got it. If you really have to say that, I'll hang around for your special training a little longer.
	I will too. I want to practice for a bit more, after all.
	Really!? Thank you, Shiro-kun, Nao-kun!

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	It's finally time to get filming... The three of us have roles that are in opposing factions, so there won't be many scenes with us all together.
	That's where we'll look forward to seeing the completed product! Let's all do our best!
	"This is Ocelot. I've succeeded with the infiltration of the mansion. ...Yep, it was an easy go thanks to you. I expected no less of you, Panther. Excellent work. I'll keep going and remain infiltrating, and then I'll disguise myself as one of the security guards. Let's rendezvous in front of the vault. Got it, Serval?"
	"Roger that ♪ All right then, let's go! Mission... start!"
	"...The animals sure are noisy about something. I wonder if they've been captivated by the moon tonight. Well then... I believe I shall go provide some added grace to tonight's party as well, then."

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	"...Okay, got it. I leave the rest to you, Ocelot♪ Ocelot says he escaped the castle successfully! We gotta hurry up too ♪"
	"Yeah, you're right. With this jewel, we'll be able to live and take it easy for a while! Just take a look at it. This jewel's shining so bright... ly... Ugh... Guh... h... Gwah..."
	"Wh-what's wrong, Panther...?"
(Panther lunges at Serval)
	"What!? Panther!? I'm on your side, you know!? Why are you..."
	"......"
	That's amazing. He got the okay after just one go... Tachibana sure is good at this.
	The story's gotten moving. Makes you think "finally," doesn't it? I'm also looking forward to your action scenes. I hope you'll show off some cool kicks!
	Got it. I'll show everyone what I trained so hard for.

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	"Who are you...!? Ah...! You're from the Hitzgerald family..."
	"The current master, Leonardo. This is my butler, Albert. It's nice meeting you."
	"Tell me! What'd you do to Panther!?"
	"What I did to him? Haha... That's such a disgraceful way of putting things. Weren't you the ones to fall in the trap yourselves? The thing you guys stole was 'Aphrodite's Tear,' a cursed diamond... People who look at its unique shine will have their hearts stolen away by it and become a point man of the Hitzgerald family."
	"Point man... So the reason why the Hitzgerald family suddenly grew powerful is because...!"
	"It's a good thing that you catch on quick. Allow me to give you a reward for that... Albert."
	"As you wish, sir."
(Albert chases after and attacks Serval, who runs away)
	"Haha... Let's enjoy this long night, mister phantom thief."
	Ah... Producer, you were watching? How was my action scene? ...Thanks. But we're not done yet. I'll show you something even better later on.

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(Ocelot breaks Panther and Serval out of confinement)
	"Thanks, Ocelot! You came to help us!"
	"Leave the thanks for after we get out. Come on, let's hurry it up!"
	"Did you think you could run away?"
	"...It's that butler from before...! Everyone, be careful of that guy!"
	"That guy's punch really hurts. It woke me right up when it hit me, y'know."
	"You woke up? I don't really know what you're talking about, but how about you leave this to me and escape while you can?"
	"Ocelot!? But...!"
	"Thank me with a tarte tatin, okay ♪ Come on you two, leave! Shoo!"
	"A tarte tatin... It seems you're looking down on me."
	"I'm a thief, you know? I'd never do anything like look down on you. Not in the slightest."
	...Starting here is where you're going to do serious moves, Pierre. Let's both do everything with all we've got.
	Yep! Kyoji, let's both do best action we have, together! Yay, yay, whoo~!

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	"You won't be able to escape anywhere else... Least of all from this jewel's shine..."
	"You can't look at that jewel, Panther! If you do, you'll get brainwashed again~!"
	"But we can't fight him with our eyes closed... What do we do...?"
	"Have you finally given up, you insolent phantom thieves..."
(Flash of purple)
	"Whoa! What's... this rose...!? ...!! Oh no! The jewel's been... g-give it back!"
	"Well, this sure is a lovely jewel. I'll be taking this now. Have a nice night!"
	"That was Shironeko! Guards! Take the jewel back from that dirty stray cat!"
	"Hey, that was our prey! Give it back to us~! You dang thief!"
	Good work, everyone~! We're finally at the climax. Let's get charged up and go~!
	Mofumofuen, let's fight on~!

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	"The guys chasing me are sure stubborn. I didn't think security guards would be prepared in such large numbers."
	"Stop where you are. You're holding Leonardo-sama's jewel, are you not?"
	"Oh dear. A gun-wielding butler as well as Ocelot? I've gotten myself into a dangerous place, haven't I?"
	"Ugh! Shironeko! The jewel is ours! You're gonna return it to me!"
	"...I really do think that 2v1 is a bad balance. How about this, Ocelot. Do you want to join up with me? The two of us will be able to defeat Albert. We have a common enemy we should take down first, so how about it?"
	"...Fine with me. I'll play along. But I'll do you in next!"
	Beit's action scene was awesome~! Next is our turn. You got this, right? Kanon!
	Of course I do! I did special training a ton, ton, TON! I'll be fine!
	Let's go, then. Let's hit the final performance with all we have and show off the results of our training!

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	"Hey there, mister security guards~. Come here, come here! Try and catch me if you can~♪"
	"Whoop, there you go!"
(Serval and Panther incapacitate the guards)
	"Hehe! We're done here for now! All that's left is you, Leonardo!"
	"How could this be... If I had that jewel, you little runts would just... If you want to kill me, just kill me. I'm not even afraid of death."
	"Huh~? We're not interested in your life or whatever. Our only goal is that jewel."
(Red alarms go off)
	Wow~, I went real wild with that! It sure was a ton of fun~!
	So did I. It was a fighting scene with a lot of chaos and everything being thrown around with flair.
	The results of Kanon's dash training showed its results! My teacher even complimented me during physical education class! Thank you~♪ Shiro-kun, Nao-kun~! *hugs them* HUG~!

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	"We've chased out Shironeko and finally got a hold of this thing... But I can't believe it has a history like that behind it..."
	"With this jewel, we might just become most the unbeatable phantom thief group. But that goes against my ideology~! I'll steal any jewel with my own means. Even if they're other people's hearts.
	"That's who we are! The Phantom Thieves Chat Noir♪"
	...We're finally done filming~! Good work, everyone~! Ehehe! It makes Kanon happiest when he's praised by Producer~♪ Haah~ this outfit was cute, too! This job was the best of the best! Shiro-kun, Nao-kun. Thank you for joining me with my special training and helping comfort me! And thanks for watching over me until the very end, Producer~!!